The KQL Mysteries: The Holiday 2023 Episode - Post Credits Scene
Santa's Special Delivery
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Santa Claus was busy preparing for his annual trip around the world. He had a long list of children who had been good this year, and he wanted to make sure they all got their presents. He checked his sleigh, which was loaded with toys, games, books, and other gifts. He also checked his reindeer, who were eager to fly. He smiled and said, "Ho ho ho, are you ready, my friends? It's time to spread some joy and cheer!"
He climbed on his sleigh and took the reins. He gave a loud whistle, and the reindeer took off into the night sky. He looked at his map, which showed him the best route to visit every house. He also had a special device, which he called the Naughty or Nice Detector. It scanned each house and told him if the children inside had been naughty or nice. He only delivered presents to the nice ones, of course.
He visited many countries and continents, delivering presents to millions of children. He enjoyed seeing their happy faces and hearing their laughter. He also ate many cookies and drank many glasses of milk, which the children had left for him. He felt very grateful and satisfied.
However, he still had one more present to deliver. It was a very special one, and it was for a very special person. His name was Jon Block, and he was a security analyst. He had been working hard to protect online systems and data from cyberattacks, using his skills in KQL, the powerful query language for Azure data services. He had also been very kind and generous to his family, friends, and colleagues. He deserved a reward for his efforts.
Santa had a special gift for him. It was a book called Must Learn AI Security and it was signed by the author, Rod Trent. It was a comprehensive guide on how to use artificial intelligence techniques to enhance cybersecurity. It covered topics such as threat detection, prevention, mitigation, and response. It also included many practical examples, including using KQL and other tools. It was the perfect book for Jon, who wanted to learn more about AI security and advance his career.
Santa checked his map, verified it against NORAD’s tracking system, and saw that Jon's house was nearby. He directed his sleigh towards it and soon arrived. He scanned the house with his Naughty or Nice Detector and saw that Jon was nice. He smiled and said, "Ho ho ho, this is the last stop. Let's make it a good one!"
He landed his sleigh on the roof and got off. He took the book from his sack and put it in his pocket. He then climbed down the chimney and entered the living room. He saw a Christmas tree, decorated with lights and ornaments. He also saw a fireplace, where a fire was burning. He felt warm and cozy.
He looked around and saw a couch, where Jon was sleeping. He had fallen asleep while watching a movie on his laptop, apparently Jon had just gotten home from his latest adventure. He had a blanket over him and a pillow under his head. He looked peaceful and relaxed. Santa tiptoed towards him and gently placed the book on the coffee table next to him. He also left a note, which read:
"Dear Jon,
Merry Christmas! You have been a very good boy this year. You have worked hard and helped many people. You have also been kind and generous to your family and friends. I am very proud of you. I have brought you a special gift. It is a book called Must Learn AI Security, written by Rod Trent. It is a very useful and interesting book. It will teach you how to use artificial intelligence techniques to enhance cybersecurity. It will also help you improve your skills in KQL and other tools. I hope you enjoy reading it and learning from it. I wish you all the best in your career and your life.
Love,
Santa Claus"
Santa smiled and winked at Jon. He then climbed back up the chimney and got on his sleigh. He gave a loud whistle, and the reindeer took off into the night sky. He looked at his map and saw that he had completed his mission. He had delivered all the presents to all the children. He felt very happy and fulfilled.
He said, "Ho ho ho, we did it, my friends! We have spread some joy and cheer! Now let's go back to the North Pole and celebrate!"
He flew away, leaving behind a trail of stars. He also left behind a very happy Jon, who would wake up the next morning and find his special gift. He would open it and read it. He would learn a lot and have fun. He would also thank Santa for his kindness and generosity.
The end?
The KQL Mysteries will return in 2024, continuing the current storyline. Think you know where its headed? You don’t. But there are at least two hints in this 2023 holiday episode and several in the Must Learn AI Security book.
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